360,000,000,000 Reasons That This Man Is An Idiot

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

A cheque of $360 billion would have made 21 year old Charles Ray Fuller (pictured half-asleep on the right) six times richer than the current richest in the world. Only a cartoon could reach similar levels of stupidity. For example:

Homer: “Hello, my name is mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.”
PO Worker: “Ok Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?”
Homer: “I don’t know..”
Now sitting on the steps in front of the USPS Homer looks at Bart and says:
“Pbbppht.. nice plan Bart.”

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I used to say that was my absolute favourite Simpsons scene.

then i remembered “the goggles do nothing!”

Comment by B'dum B'dum — May 3, 2008 #

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Dude, nope. He’s a genius. Just that the rest of us are running in slow motion…

Comment by Rick O'Shea — May 3, 2008 #

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